the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via sorry)

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the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

(Source: covocal, via sorry)

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859. Muggleborn students manage to convince an entire gang of pureblood first years that “Oppa Gangnam Style” is a good luck charm. This spirals out of control and leads to Slytherins chanting it before quidditch games.

(Source: hermiae)

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868. Muggleborns figuring out how to get internet at Hogwarts and using it to see what house online quizzes put them in. 

(Source: thisismegeorgia)

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887. A group of muggleborn girls enchant everyone’s robes, even staff, to turn a bright pink, but only on Wednesdays.

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895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

(Source: cirquereveur)

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900. One day, when the potions teacher was exceptionally frustrated, he threw a knife across the room. The muggleborns have called him Gordon Ramsay ever since. 

(Source: the-wifi-life)

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909. Artemis Fowl muggleborn fans snickering whenever they see Firenze because he reminds them of Foaly.

(Source: bunnypufflebooklover)

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931. Muggleborns enchanting the instruments at dances to play YMCA, the Macarena, the Electric Slide, and the Cupid Shuffle. Purebloods are off to the side, staring at such synchronized dancing, some trying to keep up but tripping over their feet. 

(Source: intheonewhokickedpj)

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937. Taking a field trip to a dragon sanctuary and all the muggleborns naming the dragons Saphira, Toothless, Smaug, Charizard and countless other pop culture dragons.

(Source: thechaoticgodzilla)

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947. First year Gryffindor muggleborns who get so excited when they finally master flying a broom that they fly up to the windows of their friends’ dorm rooms shouting “OFF TO NEVERLAND” and proceeding to fly as high into the sky as they can.

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Spread this. Share this. Do this. Yes.

Reblogging because…..yes. Do this.

Not what I usually reblog but holy chaos that’s smart

My parents made sure me and my sister had a passwords for this exact reason. I even still remember the password… 


Petition for the writers of Phineas and Ferb to do an episode where Phineas and Ferb make a personality switcher machine, and Phineas and Ferb test it on themself, so this episode is just Ferb talking and Phineas being silent and all their friends are so confused until they manage to switched their personality again, so we can just listen to Thomas Sangster talking for a whole episode.

(via alohomoira)

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The maze runner: 113 minutes of Dylan O’Brien looking confused

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